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Armchair Philosophy by OhTheMintyFreshness Armchair Philosophy :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 1 0 The Most Racist Radish by OhTheMintyFreshness The Most Racist Radish :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 2 0 Macabre Surrealism FTW by OhTheMintyFreshness Macabre Surrealism FTW :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 1 0 I broke the Rule of Thumb by OhTheMintyFreshness I broke the Rule of Thumb :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 0 0 Is it stuffy, or is it just me by OhTheMintyFreshness Is it stuffy, or is it just me :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 0 1 Batman Finishes the Pyramid by OhTheMintyFreshness Batman Finishes the Pyramid :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 1 0 Be my fwiend? by OhTheMintyFreshness Be my fwiend? :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 1 1 'splode by OhTheMintyFreshness 'splode :iconohthemintyfreshness:OhTheMintyFreshness 0 0 Doodle- Beware of Penicorns by OhTheMintyFreshness
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Literature
A Response to a Query
A Response to a Query
-Foreword-
In general response to a number of queries I have seen bandied about. The wording varies, but the gist remains the same: "Is there any spell I can use to turn myself into a mermaid?"
Full human transformation is impossible. There is no way that you, in the body you occupy, can simply "become" a mermaid. Mermaids don't exist, at least not anymore. The thought is laughable.
The basic idea however, is not. It is no laughing matter at all.
I have to urge, do not under any circumstances follow these instructions. These are magicks and sciences which are not to be toyed with. This guide is written for academic purposes only, for if the instructions given here were to be followed it would place a stain on a human soul such that could never be removed. It would act as a rust or a cancer, slowly devouring any semblance of true humanity left in the resultant abomination.
The "mermaid" you would become would be not human, beast or spirit, effectively immort
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OhTheMintyFreshness
jon
United States
I'm mostly just here to give myself some reason to try to improve my art besides my own satisfaction. I figure a huge community of artists scrutinizing each other's work is the perfect place for that! So come on, take a look at my pictures, ogle my inventions, and read my writings, and if you like something, tell me! If you don't like something, tell me that too! I'm here to learn, so don't be worried about my feelings*!


*That said, please don't go out of your way to be mean. It's... mean.

Print preference: Times New Roman. 12 pt. font. Double spaced.
Operating System: A 1:1 working replica of Babbage's Difference Engine
MP3 player of choice: i <3 my iPod
Shell of choice: clam
Wallpaper of choice: right now it's a walrus listening to an old walkman. it pretty bamf yo.
Skin of choice: I'm pretty happy with my own... It's a little pale, but I've been tanning.
Favourite cartoon character: Mr. Clean
Interests
Oh wow, I am way too pumped about something so minor, but I just noticed that my works are getting more than one view per day (1.18 in fact!) Add to this the fact that I'm averaging more than three pageviews a day and let me tell you I am just over the moon! Thanks to everybody who's been looking at my stuff!

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GrimDreamArt Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for faving  Steampunk Goblins by GrimDreamArt Jon :D
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Thanks for the fav :)
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DelightfullyQuirky Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave!
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eloel Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the +fav *Free Icon/Emote* Thank You Pusheen 
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Ailurophelia Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2016
Thank you for all the favorites!
Glad you like them. There are so many more Rouges Gallery cards on the way!
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OhTheMintyFreshness Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016
Hooray!
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satinsky Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2016   General Artist
thanks for the +fav!
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OhTheMintyFreshness Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2016
Don't mention it! You deserve every single one you get, and more!
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pinkythepink Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2016  Professional Artisan Crafter
:love: Thank you for the favorites, it really means ever so much to me that you enjoy my artwork! I invite you to add me to your watch so that you can see all the future beaded and stitched pieces I have planned! :blowkiss: Just think of the sparkles... :squee:
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MightyRaptor Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Happy Dinovember!!
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